Patient: Doctor, I think I'm a cricket ball!
Doctor: Don't worry, it'll be over soon.
Crammed full of hilarious cricketing jokes from players and pundits alike, Cricket's Funniest Jokes will bowl over any fan of the gentleman's game – guaranteed to rai... show more
We have no clout whatsoever. We don’t work for a publishing house, we’re not hiding a printing press in a basement, and we aren’t part of whatever mythical body of old white men drinking scotch in a shadowed library determines the literary canon. We’re... show more
In politics, if you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
Ever been at a loss for words... show more
'You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.'
You might be getting a bit thin on top, plump at the middle and creaky around the knees, but that doesn't mean you've forgotten how to enjoy yourself! This collecti... show more
Gather your friends and your favourite poison for a lost evening with 'lairy Mary' and 'sloshed Josh'.
Fill your glass more than half-full and try your hand at this heady mix of giddy games and sozzled sports.
Did you know…
• The most orgasms experienced by a woman in one hour is 134; the record for a man is 16
• Thirty minutes of active sex burns approximately 200 calories (as if you needed an excuse…)
• The proteins in sperm make a very effective anti-wrin... show more
This classic collection of fun, amusing and heart warming stories is a must read for anybody who loves dogs. Sixteen short anecdotes full of courage, humour, danger and most of all love, proving there is only one animal that can be called 'man's best f... show more
Congratulations! The nine-month wait is over; your little bundle of joy is in your arms, but what happens now?
Whether you are a new dad or the seasoned father of a budding bunch, this nifty little book is guaranteed to keep you smiling through the tea... show more
This vintage book contains a collection of charming short stories related to dogs. It was originally intended to introduce children to the delights of owning a pet dog, and is therefore ideal for animal-loving children today. Profusely illustrated and ... show more